Some quick notes for all you artists out there on my methodology for painting pretty girls. I get asked this a lot…..
I followed the instructions!!! Why didn’t it turn out well?! *sobs* I’ll never work at Pixar now!
I think this is officially my favorit post on tumblr. Every time I see it, I crack up until I’m crying and can’t breathe.
Every. Single. Time.
Mean Girls meets: Harry Potter (part 20)
SOMEONE BUY ME ONE AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
that looks so warm
I’d wear it
HEY, HEY AUSTIN
collections that are raw as fuck ➝ rami kadi s/s 2013
Boe Beauty products? Does this mean you could…
…have the face of Boe?
I do too.
If you don’t need Wilfred Mott with antlers on your blog then I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
As a person from Germany, I agree with the person from England.
as a penguin from antarctica squee squee squee
No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.
IM FUCKGIN CRYING
I am the salesperson
I have sonic headphones
and my catch phrase is “wow I really need to get control of my life”
wow I am the lamest doctor ever
Let’s try this again because my sonic underwear was a bit… unsanitary.
I am The Teacher
I have a sonic iphone
My catchphrase is “Oh I will”
I am the Researcher (he doesn’t really have an official title so eh)
I have a sonic pen
My catchphrase is ” You’ll see”
I am The Coach
I have a sonic cellphone
My catchphrase is “I’d do stuff, but *vague noises*”
I am The Firefighter
i got a sonic wiimote
and my catchphrase is “OH SHIT”
I am the Teacher
I have sonic soda can
and my catchphrase is “Oh okie”
I am the carpenter
My sonic is a blanket
My catch phrase is “Remind me, how are you a Slytherin?”
I am the Technician
My sonic is a kitchen knife
and my catchphrase is “whAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING”
I am The Banker
I have a sonic iPhone
My catch phrase is “I second that”
I am the baby sitter. I have sonic toilet paper. And my catch phrase is “theres a good half a foot at least”
I am the Custodian
I have a Sonic Guitar
My Catchphrase is, “Don’t worry, I will.”
I am The Psychiatric Technician .
I have a Sonic Boyfriend. (Snazzy huh?)
My catchphrase is “Please remind me.”
Step 1: Stare at the centre dot for 30 seconds.
Step 2: Look at any of these 5 pictures.
Step 3: Enjoy!
Is that Rapture?
That is Rapture.
headcanon this is how Cecil seduces Carlos
The heck is that???